Science has decided that breast-feeding is healthy and cheap. It can also save lives. That is absolutely the truth! Because if I don't get some titties in my mouth, and soon, I will die. I don't care if nothing comes out of it; I just like to suck on them. Ladies line up; I don't usually eat breakfast, but I'm ready to ring the dinner bell.
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April 05, 2010
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Disney has a casting call for women for its upcoming next episode of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. The only stipulation is that they have natural breasts - no enhanced breasts need apply. You should get a position with their team as the "breast verifier". I'm thinking that's right up your alley, eh?
Posted by: Rob | April 06, 2010 at 09:28 AM
Rob: That's an ingenius idea! You just keep climbing up the ranks of Keitholicism.
Posted by: UK | April 06, 2010 at 04:20 PM
I think the young lady in the photo has something other than milk in her breastages. Can you verify this UK?
Posted by: nursemyra | April 06, 2010 at 05:49 PM
i think she's smuggling basketballs.
sorry i'm late. how long is the line?
Posted by: daisyfae | April 06, 2010 at 08:16 PM
NurseMyra: If she lets me find out, I'll be happy to share my findings.
DaisyFae: Really, really short, and by short, I mean you'd be the first.
Posted by: UK | April 07, 2010 at 10:00 AM
bring it on, i was weened on the stuff, glad science has given it the seal of approval... not sure about the cheap thing these days though...
Posted by: beaverboosh | April 11, 2010 at 02:49 AM
A tool for your toolkit for that Disney gig: The Breast Implant Flashlight Test
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=48640
Posted by: Rob | April 11, 2010 at 10:07 PM